Why do I love Crash Bandicoot so much?

The title says it all well except for my reasons :3 

Soo here we Go when I say Love Crash Bandicoot I mean I love Crash Bandicoot except for the last two #Cough Fucked up games yeah it was nice seeing Good ol' NBrio again and his little hulk outs but it was sooooo Cheesey geez it took everything about Crash Bandicoot and threw it in the gutter and then they ate some Explosive diareah pills and shitted all over it, it wasn't Crash Bandicoot it was Sellout Bandicoot I mean C'mon it was like trying to hard to be cool or hip with the Pop culture references in the cut scenes and it was everything from South Park t' Dragon Ball Z u don't have t' throw Pop culture into Crash bandicoot cuz seriously Crash is like Mario and Sonic and Fucking Pikachu Part of it already if u wanted to give us Bandicoots an awesome Gift except for the remastered version Thx Naughty Dog, Give us Tawna Back  

She actually was cool and as A kid I thought it was Cool that Crash had a Tall gf cuz C'mon haven't u ever wanted a tall gf ..... And the other reason is well it was kind of a way to okay it sounds weird but gender equality  cuz this wasn't a tall dude falling for a tiny girl it was the opposite and I know the myth is that we men feel frightened by tall women because it threatens our manliness or something 

Well no we aren't frightening girls we just have to adjust to this new thing tall girls help me out here if ur BF is taller then u and everybody else was smaller than u wouldn't it be weird to look up at ya BF when u were use to look down at ya Chest well....off rail well I loved the old ones cuz there was a challenge and well it didn't try to hard t' be cool and forced funny 

And the bosses was Memorable papu papu, Ripper Roo, Koala Kong, Pinstripes potaroo, Dr. nitrous Brio & Dr. neo Cortex CB 2 : Ripper Roo, The Komodo Bros (Joe and Moe),Tiny Tiger, N. Gin Dr. Neo Cortex

CB 3 : Tiny, Dingodile , Dr. Nefarious Trophy, N.gin, Neo cortex 

TheCrash  Titans  series ain't that good Eventhough Bender/Jake/Joker/DeathStroke Joe DiMaggio is Funny as Uka Uka but seriously Tiny being.....kind smart and touchy-feely is the exact opposite of Tiny 

Tiny was like that huge ass dangerous tiger that could rip u to shreds and now well he's as harmless as a baby without teeth or any limbs .....sorry for making u picture that um he is as kawaii as a fennec Fox and have u seen those Cuties I mean seriously they wouldn't even harm a fly 

Tiny's name was as ironic as can be cuz he wasn't tiny nor kawaii he was a huge Tiger with sharp ears and Claws I guess this was universals way to have a LGBT characters in their game or something but the way Tiny was written Gosh they didn't have to like give him that voice I know I know that thing where u imagine a über masculine dude and the voice he have is like a pipe organ or the voice of a peapsqueek haha comical effect ;3 

I don't know if they tried to make Tiny cute or what but it didn't work and it's not that Tiny Maybe represented the LGBT  no it was just the clichè that Gay kinda like talk like that, it could have been done better I mean look at Steve Grand He's a Hunk and Gay and he doesn't talk like that at all ;3

Also the thick New Yorker Accent....why do I think they made Tiny into Harley Quinn All of a sudden except he lost his Badass Badge in the kiddie pool I love Nolan North As an voiceactor but Well Tiny missed the mark and I think it's the scripts fault not his 

Speaking of Harley um NGin? I actually feel bad for poor NGin and his  abusive relationship with Dr.Neo Cortex 

NGin started as this serious type of Guy and after like I think it was Nitro Kart he became like the punchline, like the joke of it all and totally unable to being taken Serious Nice job North Nice job I don't why But I likeNolan's Take on Ngin as this MAAAAAD Scientist makes me laugh I like both versions

I liked the storylines better in the original trilogy  cuz they had a plot unlike the new ones 

I guess I'd bitch enough about the new ones but yeah they weren't anything like Crash Bandicoot ;3 Foxies Out

Work work work

Yo Foxies guess what I'd got a job or got like last Wednesday eheehe so yeah I'd been working a lot and my colleagues are super ultra nice we're a little Team of different goofballs and I love it 

I work in a supermarket ;3 and yeah I know what I'm gonna buy with my first "adult" paycheque 

I'm saying Adult paycheque cuz it's my first Paycheque as an adult I have worked in H&M and an electronics store when I was Younger and in MATAS ;3 and some clothing stores but u know I was a teen so I'd got my Paycheque but yeah now I'm gonna get my first as an adult...yeahy well I'm totally gonna buy a Ps 4....Cuz Crash Bandicoot!!! ;3 and Injustice 2 and the best version of BAK or Batman Arkham Knight is on the PlayStation;3 and some Funkos and some new threads ;3 Foxy's Out Cya :3 

Hottie of the day Shantel Vansanten

Mr.DarkPhoenix Stream

Yooooooo! Foxies my Friend MrDarkPhoenix is Streaming Mighty No.9 over at his twitch very soon I'd heard his having a giveaway so Plz Check it out if u like Geek stuff btw he is mega Sweet so do me a favour a check him a

Out he also do YouTube review vids on CW series and what not so check check Check him out Foxies out Twitch.tv/MrDarkPhoenix 

Shoutout t' The non-European Guys

'D Foxies as an European, or European hybrid I'm half Candian btw my bio dad is from the Vancity which is Vancouver for those uphold don't know ;3 

Anyways the reason why I'm writing right now is because I'd heard a lot of both Americans and Europeans trying an British accent or trying those British idioms or just any foreign idiom I foxing think it's cute because yeah ur not trying just to learn to say For example "loin des Yeux loin du Cæur" which would be in out of the eyes out of the Heart where we Danes use "ude af øje, ude af sind" which is out of sight out of mind what's funny is it's three different idioms with the same meaning like u American say don't have a cow, we Danes would say "jeg er ved at få et  føl på tværs" or "jeg får et føl tværs hvis eller når"  that would directly translate to "I'm getting a....what do u call horse babies again? Sorry I don't know what u call a horse baby but yeah we're getting a horse baby diagonally in Denmark If u translate it directly but yeah the point is we Danes, the French and the German feel honoured or at least flattered that u actually wanna try speaking our language because well some Danes are raised like "if ur try ur best u can't really complain about it"  and the same goes for lil' old me at least ur trying learn our weird Sayings  or idioms that u know in ur own language the first things I'd ever learned in French was Death or dead and  heart cuz Death in French is alike Death in Spanish mort and muerte and Mort reminded me of Tote which is dead In German which is Død In Danish cuz everything with a D sound in Danish have a t sound in German and vice versa  but yeah in Denmark, Germany and France we're proud as longest as u try to speak our some what complex Language(s) 

We Danes have the complex thing that we usually talk in singular 

Where the rest of the world would use I took the trains, we Danes say we took the train cus we Danes normally takes logical plural as logical singular at some point I'm happy that we're  the only ones as far as I know who do that  but at least I've had an English teacher who taught us that the way we speak in a illogical way at some point but yeah if u try we feel some what honoured that at least ur trying Eventhough our politicians seems like Dicks well humans with heart would be honoured cuz ur trying 

When I was In Berlin, Paris and NYC I tried to live like the locals that the locals thought I was born there was another story but yeah I'd love Paris and NYC ur like my city Sorry the rest of the world but u know Paris Got my speed but NYC got space for my being and stuff like there is could be cute somewhat "Dumb" Foxy  yet again no I'm not wet behind my ears but I don't consider myself intelligent  the closest I would admit to be is smart and or cunning cuz yeah I'm not dimwitted but yeah sayin intelligent or genius isn't word I associate with cuz t' me that means Hawking, Einstein or Ghandi and i' m not that smart ;3 anyways that was all ....for now cya Foxy's out ;3

Hottie of t'day Allen Walker :3

 

Outlast

So as u know.... Now I'm playing outlast and I'd considered playing it for a very very long time after Watching Markiplier and Lordminion777(Wade) playing it and it's like two-three years ago no wait I think I saw Mark's back in 12 I'm gonna look it up when it was aired on Markiplier's Channel but anyways it got that creepy feel to it like the Alien movies, Silent hill, Deadspace and Bioshock feel to it that feeling that ur alone Eventhough ur definitely not oh yeah expect u can do jack shizz about the monster cuz ur just a defenceless little Journalist ...to be more precise u feel fucking Paranoid like every nano second some looney's gonna jump up on yeah and serve ur liver with some phamar beans and a nice Chianti *sipping sound*  but yeah Eventhough I KNOW how the shizz is gonna go down so of those Jumpscares still gets me and I ain't a little scaredy cat when it comes to the horror genre I Love it but u know that beautiful ambience that background music gets u into that situation and u basically feel like ur experiencing what Miles is experiencing especially a certain part of the game breeeew it gives me the chills to think about if u played it u know what I'm referring to, eww it makes my gut turn 180 and close my hand as quick as possible.

Anyways I love it!!!!!

Hottie of the day 

Andrea Denver