Raging bull

If u think I'm pretty when I'm calm Well than I'm Like FRIGGIN HOLLYWOOD HOTTIE PAUL WESLEY NOW WHEN I*M FLARRING RED!!

I mean of course i'm a red head and Some got a short fuse but all of us have a fury like nobody else if you piss me off enough you might not be so afraid of the boogeyman or clown cuz I'm actually a Pretty Neat Guy that is sweet to everyone around me but when somebody pisses me off enough i'm pretty horrifying for both parts and no I do not send anybody to the morgue or the hospital, I just get a really deep and rough voice that tells you enough is enough! 

  so unless You want to see how horrible it is when Le Petit Renard Goes BOOM! I reacomend u to not piss me off :D

and lucky for you I'm not so easy to piss off

U may have a chance of annoying me and I have Chance of annoying U but That's life and We all Brothers and Sisters and It's our job :3

Life as we don't know it :D

La vie est Belle 

For you who doesn't have French "La vie est Belle" means "Life Is Beautiful"

many people doesn't know that it is a french way of living, A life philosophy

The philosophy is about releasing yourself  from all the things that bounds you, for example:

You don't need an Ipad Air, in order to have a Beautiful Life or A diamond ring!

I try to live after cuz I find life beautiful and I think it's a beautiful though

  

but it's kinda hard when You have lovers that give all kind of stuff and No I DO NOT enjoy it cuz I see don't my self as a sex symbol as they do 

REVENGE!! & embarrassment

Revenge is a dish best served cold  

and an Eye for an Eye makes U a Dick.

that's why I use the rule.

fool me once, Shame on me 

Fool me twice, shame on me again

But Fool me thrice, SHAME ON U!!!

But yeah it was worth it

Embarrassment

 is by far some of the worst shit Ever

“How to Comfort Yourself When You Have Acted Like a Jackass
Everyone does this occasionally, and you shouldn't feel too upset about it unless it happens quite often, such as three times a day, in which case you must simply get used to it. Remember, other people like you as well or better for it, because it makes them feel so superior; so you've spread a little sunshine. And at the very least, you've served as a bad example.

― Peg Bracken, The I Hate to Housekeep Book

“Things aren’t often what they appear to be at first blush. But embarrassment is.
” 
― Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Well according to this I'm allowed to draw a dick on Cutie Bats Neck and so I did xD 

and that's why nobody's embarrass me in front of a Hottie actually it was 2 hotties xD

but now I wear a cute white dog tag :3 

But heeey At least order is restored :3

GOOOODD!!!!!

My evil apprentice changed URL name and ditched me on the logo   

Sooooooo La Chauve-Souris Avec Des Lunettes Changes URL.
to: ShitMyPantsIHaveNoLifeBesidesRimJobHomestuckCumLoverButtplug. Com ;3

I'm just kidding it's Cutie-Bat although I WOULD DIE If she changed it to that cuz it would be OMFGROFLMAO

so yay she has to 

okay i'm not Deadpool i'm just beautiful me xD

but ....hehe Butt xD 

I'm on FIRE!!!!

Yay A friend of mine got Just Dance 2014

and I'm like really awesome at dancing in just dance 2014

got 5Outta5 Stars in Applause haha

and then i've got five outta 5 stars in WHAT A FEELING! how you like that Fournetté en Tournant xD

  

But yay it gets even more weird Cuz ....Yay i was using my new shirt as the Ballet Skirt u have to throw in WAF my gay friend took his shirt off and afterwards we danced to (I've had) the time of my life

and yes he had to catch the flying fox xD god bless he looks like Colton Haynes x3

and this is Colton Haynes <3

And Finally.....

My love life is amazing and I'm in love

Yay Arrow no Cupid hit me so I Broke his back xD

but Yeah He's really cute and lovely and OMG!

to describe how I feel about it there's a smashing good song that actually hits the spot

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Can you feel me

When I think about you?

With every breath I take

Every minute

No matter what I do

My world is an empty place

Like I've been wandering the desert

For a thousand days (oh)

Don't know if it's a mirage

But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]

I'm missing you so much

Can't help it, I'm in love

A day without you is like a year without rain

I need you by my side

Don't know how I'll survive

A day without you is like a year without rain (oh, whoa)

Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning

I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)

Can't you hear me calling?

My heart is yearning

Like the ocean that's running dry

Catch me, I'm falling

It's like the ground is crumbling underneath my feet

Won't you save me?

There's gonna be a monsoon when you get back to me, oh, baby

[Chorus]

I'm missing you so much

Can't help it, I'm in love

A day without you is like a year without rain

I need you by my side

Don't know how I'll survive

A day without you is like a year without rain (oh, whoa)

Whoa, oh, whoa

[Chorus]

So let this drought come to an end

And make this desert flower again

I need you here

I can't explain

But a day without you

Is like a year without rain

(oooh)

It's a world of wonder with you in my life

So hurry, baby, don't waste no more time

I need you here, I can't explain

But a day without you is like a year without rain (oh, whoa)

[Chorus]

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Read more: Selena Gomez - A Year Without Rain Lyrics | MetroLyrics 

But also haha it's kinda it's dirty but Yeah it happent I had something wrote a song about :D

(Last night)
(Our lovers' quarrel)
(I was thinking about you)
Hurts more than I can say
(And it was kind of dirty)
All night
(And the way that you looked at me)
Help me here
(It was kind of nasty)
Help me here
(It was kind of trashy)
'Cause I can't help my mind from going there

Heard your boyfriend was away this weekend
Wanna meet at my place
Heard that we both got nothing to do
And I lay in bed I touch myself and I think of you

Last night
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Doing really nasty things
(You were in my dreams)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Making love in my sex dreams

We could be caught
(I just want this to be perfect)
We're both convicted criminals of thought
('cause I'm broken)
Let's white (by the one before) cloak the bed
(He was kinda nasty)
Help me here
(And I feel so trashy)
'Cause we can't hide the evidence in our head

Heard your boyfriend was away this weekend
Wanna meet at my place
Heard that we both got nothing to do
And I lay in bed I touch myself and I think of you

Last night
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Doing really nasty things
(You were in my dreams)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Making love in my sex dreams

(Don't stop the party)
Making love in my sex dreams
(Let's keep it naughty, yeah)
Making love in my sex dreams
(Watch me what I do)
Making love in my sex dreams
(Tomorrow when I run into you, tomorrow when I run into you)

You could turn a stone or the color of
And petrify by a woman
In love as I am when I lay with you
I think of him, I think of him
[Spoken:] I can't believe I'm telling you this but I've had a couple of drinks and... oh, my god

Last night
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Doing really nasty things
(You were in my dreams)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)

Last night
(Don't stop the party)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(Let's keep it naughty, yeah)
Doing really nasty things
(Watch me what I do)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(Tomorrow when I run into you)
Making love in my sex dreams