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tirsdag den 25. februar 2014

Break Ups

Break Ups 

We Hate Them, We love Them, We kiss them and We crush them if they Hurt us

I'm talking 'Bout MEN/BOYS Ladies/Girls O.O#

Some doesn't give Any reason why they break up!
some Makes you feel like Shit cuz it's easier to say "Fuck You than Thank you"  the person would rather place the blame on you cuz let's face it he cheated on you cuz you didn't cheat on him and he is sooooo perfect that it makes it A.OK to cheat on you, "it's not you it's me but mostly you

then you have the "Friender" he/she is like I feel we more like friends than Bf/Gf so let's break up
and finally the "Non-Romantic  
"oh I'm not so romantic therefore I have to break up with you. 

I have tried to been when everything fucking type of those and i'm stil friends with them although they broke my ice cold heart :3

but don't be a dick to them be nice it hurts more than being a hateful 
remember when life gives you lemons you make lemonade....unless you're Cave Johnson then you will burn their house down :D xD  

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! -
Cave Johnson
Portal2

MON DIEU!!! et une Servitte blache Come On Bats and other things that are less importing



(Maybe) you already know but Fuck that Atm :3


  Bats left the building she was up for blog about her life with drawings of her very own (cool)

but didn't want after two or was it three topics she pulled the plug ze reason why was she didn't have ze passione for it any longer(Aw com'n bitch)

so she started a new one where she was blabbering about clothes  
one topic later and she lost her passione again(seriously?) 
now she gone it's sad really sad cuz I'd enjoyed reading her
but she was all like Peeps don't read it cuz i'm such a NAAAH and my Naaah isn't good enough NNNAAAH Fuck that I have "some" Readers who like read my Shiz NAaaah screw them(inclu moi) NAAAH!!! Bla bla bla bla h8 stuff and Shiz

and why CUZ SHE DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT HOW MANY THAT LOVED HER BLOG EVEN THOUGH WE LOVED IT SO A HARD 

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT

She Back..Again..again 

and Thank God, Satan, Buddha, The spaghetti Monster, Odin, Santa, Tinkerbell or who ever you believe in, she's gonna write about Le Fashion so merchedaise WAHOO how she draws again cuz Althought She fucking complains about I never give her credit for how good she is about anything

although i sometimes do the World isn't enough for her but look at as human or better look at it like Magret Thatcher did "Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell people you are, you aren't."
The iron Lady was and are still the more i have to tell i love u over and over and over and over again time after time after time after time the less I actually love u cuz if you are good at something you don't need the world to tell you  you're good if you're truly good but yeah sometimes it's good to hear once in a while but then it also become more meaningfull than if i told ya everynow and then and in your heart you know I love ya maybe not as lover but as a friend and A FRIEND SUPPORT YA IN A SPIRITUAL and in MIND AND HEART WAY NOT BY LICKING YOUR BALLS AND ASS!! as some peeps thinks

I Really H8 Compliments 


I know u Gurls gotta have a compli every 5 secs but let's face you don't need them every 5 secs :D you're just Creaming you're own coffee why I H8 complies  easy cuz I don't have to know everyday! every hour! Every min! Every Sec! Every Nano sec! that I do something good or I've got a sweetsceent or a cutiepatuety it's lovely to hear sometimes but 360.000.000.000times a day is just to much

and I know some peeps thinks it's Luxury problem and A dick's reason but remember what I just Blabbered about the more you say it the less you mean it  my second reason for not liking complies is I don't like been put up on a pedestal cuz I don't see my self as an Inhuman bening I see myself as just as ordenairy as everybody although they may be Bat shit crazy cuz who isn't bat shit crazy? I am, You are, He is, We are and They are also so let us all be Bat shit Crazy together :3   

Remember


YOU DON*T HAVE TO LOVE EVERYTHING  ABOUT YOU BUD ....ACTUALLY YOU DON*T HAVE TO L-O-V-E Them But Respect them as they are althought they differnt  AND IF YOU DON*T RESPECT HOW CAN YOU FORCE THEM TO LIKE, LOVE OR RESPECT U? Think about it 

lørdag den 18. januar 2014

Raging bull

If u think I'm pretty when I'm calm Well than I'm Like FRIGGIN HOLLYWOOD HOTTIE PAUL WESLEY NOW WHEN I*M FLARRING RED!!


I mean of course i'm a red head and Some got a short fuse but all of us have a fury like nobody else if you piss me off enough you might not be so afraid of the boogeyman or clown cuz I'm actually a Pretty Neat Guy that is sweet to everyone around me but when somebody pisses me off enough i'm pretty horrifying for both parts and no I do not send anybody to the morgue or the hospital, I just get a really deep and rough voice that tells you enough is enough! 

  so unless You want to see how horrible it is when Le Petit Renard Goes BOOM! I reacomend u to not piss me off :D
and lucky for you I'm not so easy to piss off
U may have a chance of annoying me and I have Chance of annoying U but That's life and We all Brothers and Sisters and It's our job :3



onsdag den 15. januar 2014

Life as we don't know it :D

La vie est Belle 


For you who doesn't have French "La vie est Belle" means "Life Is Beautiful"

many people doesn't know that it is a french way of living, A life philosophy
The philosophy is about releasing yourself  from all the things that bounds you, for example:
You don't need an Ipad Air, in order to have a Beautiful Life or A diamond ring!

I try to live after cuz I find life beautiful and I think it's a beautiful though


  
but it's kinda hard when You have lovers that give all kind of stuff and No I DO NOT enjoy it cuz I see don't my self as a sex symbol as they do 


REVENGE!! & embarrassment

Revenge is a dish best served cold  
and an Eye for an Eye makes U a Dick.

that's why I use the rule.

fool me once, Shame on me 

Fool me twice, shame on me again
But Fool me thrice, SHAME ON U!!!
But yeah it was worth it

Embarrassment
 is by far some of the worst shit Ever

How to Comfort Yourself When You Have Acted Like a Jackass
Everyone does this occasionally, and you shouldn't feel too upset about it unless it happens quite often, such as three times a day, in which case you must simply get used to it. Remember, other people like you as well or better for it, because it makes them feel so superior; so you've spread a little sunshine. And at the very least, you've served as a bad example.

“Things aren’t often what they appear to be at first blush. But embarrassment is.
” 
― Jarod KintzA Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Well according to this I'm allowed to draw a dick on Cutie Bats Neck and so I did xD 


and that's why nobody's embarrass me in front of a Hottie actually it was 2 hotties xD
but now I wear a cute white dog tag :3 
But heeey At least order is restored :3

onsdag den 8. januar 2014

GOOOODD!!!!!


My evil apprentice changed URL name and ditched me on the logo   



Sooooooo La Chauve-Souris Avec Des Lunettes Changes URL.
to: ShitMyPantsIHaveNoLifeBesidesRimJobHomestuckCumLoverButtplug. Com ;3


I'm just kidding it's Cutie-Bat although I WOULD DIE If she changed it to that cuz it would be OMFGROFLMAO
so yay she has to 

okay i'm not Deadpool i'm just beautiful me xD
but ....hehe Butt xD 

I'm on FIRE!!!!

Yay A friend of mine got Just Dance 2014
and I'm like really awesome at dancing in just dance 2014
got 5Outta5 Stars in Applause haha

and then i've got five outta 5 stars in WHAT A FEELING! how you like that Fournetté en Tournant xD
  
But yay it gets even more weird Cuz ....Yay i was using my new shirt as the Ballet Skirt u have to throw in WAF my gay friend took his shirt off and afterwards we danced to (I've had) the time of my life
and yes he had to catch the flying fox xD god bless he looks like Colton Haynes x3
and this is Colton Haynes <3

And Finally.....

My love life is amazing and I'm in love


Yay Arrow no Cupid hit me so I Broke his back xD
but Yeah He's really cute and lovely and OMG!
to describe how I feel about it there's a smashing good song that actually hits the spot

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can you feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A day without you is like a year without rain
I need you by my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A day without you is like a year without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't you hear me calling?
My heart is yearning
Like the ocean that's running dry
Catch me, I'm falling

It's like the ground is crumbling underneath my feet
Won't you save me?
There's gonna be a monsoon when you get back to me, oh, baby

[Chorus]
I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A day without you is like a year without rain
I need you by my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A day without you is like a year without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

[Chorus]
So let this drought come to an end
And make this desert flower again
I need you here
I can't explain
But a day without you
Is like a year without rain
(oooh)

It's a world of wonder with you in my life
So hurry, baby, don't waste no more time
I need you here, I can't explain
But a day without you is like a year without rain (oh, whoa)

[Chorus]
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh


But also haha it's kinda it's dirty but Yeah it happent I had something wrote a song about :D

(Last night)
(Our lovers' quarrel)
(I was thinking about you)
Hurts more than I can say
(And it was kind of dirty)
All night
(And the way that you looked at me)
Help me here
(It was kind of nasty)
Help me here
(It was kind of trashy)
'Cause I can't help my mind from going there

Heard your boyfriend was away this weekend
Wanna meet at my place
Heard that we both got nothing to do
And I lay in bed I touch myself and I think of you

Last night
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Doing really nasty things
(You were in my dreams)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Making love in my sex dreams

We could be caught
(I just want this to be perfect)
We're both convicted criminals of thought
('cause I'm broken)
Let's white (by the one before) cloak the bed
(He was kinda nasty)
Help me here
(And I feel so trashy)
'Cause we can't hide the evidence in our head

Heard your boyfriend was away this weekend
Wanna meet at my place
Heard that we both got nothing to do
And I lay in bed I touch myself and I think of you

Last night
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Doing really nasty things
(You were in my dreams)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Making love in my sex dreams

(Don't stop the party)
Making love in my sex dreams
(Let's keep it naughty, yeah)
Making love in my sex dreams
(Watch me what I do)
Making love in my sex dreams
(Tomorrow when I run into you, tomorrow when I run into you)

You could turn a stone or the color of
And petrify by a woman
In love as I am when I lay with you
I think of him, I think of him
[Spoken:] I can't believe I'm telling you this but I've had a couple of drinks and... oh, my god

Last night
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Doing really nasty things
(You were in my dreams)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)

Last night
(Don't stop the party)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(Let's keep it naughty, yeah)
Doing really nasty things
(Watch me what I do)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(Tomorrow when I run into you)
Making love in my sex dreams

mandag den 16. december 2013

Le petit mignon renard rouge is back Babah!!

It's Good To be Back!

what on earth have I been doing since last time?
here's a clue Not any homework at all?
and def Not thinking about what should be the next topic Cuz Hellooooow I mean the world is full of stuff to tell about right?! Perry is pregnant! is it R-Patz Or Mayer who's the daddy? okay okay it's not That perry u were thinking of Eeew shame you sugarh!

While we're around R-patz have u noticed something New? Something french? something for men? It's a Brand? Jude Law was the man before?
Yes Girlz R-patz is the new Dior Man











I found this on twitter and it is actually fits like a glove 

Btw I don't know if I should Use my twitter as the blogs twitter page