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lørdag den 18. januar 2014

Raging bull

If u think I'm pretty when I'm calm Well than I'm Like FRIGGIN HOLLYWOOD HOTTIE PAUL WESLEY NOW WHEN I*M FLARRING RED!!


I mean of course i'm a red head and Some got a short fuse but all of us have a fury like nobody else if you piss me off enough you might not be so afraid of the boogeyman or clown cuz I'm actually a Pretty Neat Guy that is sweet to everyone around me but when somebody pisses me off enough i'm pretty horrifying for both parts and no I do not send anybody to the morgue or the hospital, I just get a really deep and rough voice that tells you enough is enough! 

  so unless You want to see how horrible it is when Le Petit Renard Goes BOOM! I reacomend u to not piss me off :D
and lucky for you I'm not so easy to piss off
U may have a chance of annoying me and I have Chance of annoying U but That's life and We all Brothers and Sisters and It's our job :3



onsdag den 15. januar 2014

Life as we don't know it :D

La vie est Belle 


For you who doesn't have French "La vie est Belle" means "Life Is Beautiful"

many people doesn't know that it is a french way of living, A life philosophy
The philosophy is about releasing yourself  from all the things that bounds you, for example:
You don't need an Ipad Air, in order to have a Beautiful Life or A diamond ring!

I try to live after cuz I find life beautiful and I think it's a beautiful though


  
but it's kinda hard when You have lovers that give all kind of stuff and No I DO NOT enjoy it cuz I see don't my self as a sex symbol as they do 


REVENGE!! & embarrassment

Revenge is a dish best served cold  
and an Eye for an Eye makes U a Dick.

that's why I use the rule.

fool me once, Shame on me 

Fool me twice, shame on me again
But Fool me thrice, SHAME ON U!!!
But yeah it was worth it

Embarrassment
 is by far some of the worst shit Ever

How to Comfort Yourself When You Have Acted Like a Jackass
Everyone does this occasionally, and you shouldn't feel too upset about it unless it happens quite often, such as three times a day, in which case you must simply get used to it. Remember, other people like you as well or better for it, because it makes them feel so superior; so you've spread a little sunshine. And at the very least, you've served as a bad example.

“Things aren’t often what they appear to be at first blush. But embarrassment is.
” 
― Jarod KintzA Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Well according to this I'm allowed to draw a dick on Cutie Bats Neck and so I did xD 


and that's why nobody's embarrass me in front of a Hottie actually it was 2 hotties xD
but now I wear a cute white dog tag :3 
But heeey At least order is restored :3

onsdag den 8. januar 2014

GOOOODD!!!!!


My evil apprentice changed URL name and ditched me on the logo   



Sooooooo La Chauve-Souris Avec Des Lunettes Changes URL.
to: ShitMyPantsIHaveNoLifeBesidesRimJobHomestuckCumLoverButtplug. Com ;3


I'm just kidding it's Cutie-Bat although I WOULD DIE If she changed it to that cuz it would be OMFGROFLMAO
so yay she has to 

okay i'm not Deadpool i'm just beautiful me xD
but ....hehe Butt xD 

I'm on FIRE!!!!

Yay A friend of mine got Just Dance 2014
and I'm like really awesome at dancing in just dance 2014
got 5Outta5 Stars in Applause haha

and then i've got five outta 5 stars in WHAT A FEELING! how you like that Fournetté en Tournant xD
  
But yay it gets even more weird Cuz ....Yay i was using my new shirt as the Ballet Skirt u have to throw in WAF my gay friend took his shirt off and afterwards we danced to (I've had) the time of my life
and yes he had to catch the flying fox xD god bless he looks like Colton Haynes x3
and this is Colton Haynes <3

And Finally.....

My love life is amazing and I'm in love


Yay Arrow no Cupid hit me so I Broke his back xD
but Yeah He's really cute and lovely and OMG!
to describe how I feel about it there's a smashing good song that actually hits the spot

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can you feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A day without you is like a year without rain
I need you by my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A day without you is like a year without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't you hear me calling?
My heart is yearning
Like the ocean that's running dry
Catch me, I'm falling

It's like the ground is crumbling underneath my feet
Won't you save me?
There's gonna be a monsoon when you get back to me, oh, baby

[Chorus]
I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A day without you is like a year without rain
I need you by my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A day without you is like a year without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

[Chorus]
So let this drought come to an end
And make this desert flower again
I need you here
I can't explain
But a day without you
Is like a year without rain
(oooh)

It's a world of wonder with you in my life
So hurry, baby, don't waste no more time
I need you here, I can't explain
But a day without you is like a year without rain (oh, whoa)

[Chorus]
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh


But also haha it's kinda it's dirty but Yeah it happent I had something wrote a song about :D

(Last night)
(Our lovers' quarrel)
(I was thinking about you)
Hurts more than I can say
(And it was kind of dirty)
All night
(And the way that you looked at me)
Help me here
(It was kind of nasty)
Help me here
(It was kind of trashy)
'Cause I can't help my mind from going there

Heard your boyfriend was away this weekend
Wanna meet at my place
Heard that we both got nothing to do
And I lay in bed I touch myself and I think of you

Last night
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Doing really nasty things
(You were in my dreams)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Making love in my sex dreams

We could be caught
(I just want this to be perfect)
We're both convicted criminals of thought
('cause I'm broken)
Let's white (by the one before) cloak the bed
(He was kinda nasty)
Help me here
(And I feel so trashy)
'Cause we can't hide the evidence in our head

Heard your boyfriend was away this weekend
Wanna meet at my place
Heard that we both got nothing to do
And I lay in bed I touch myself and I think of you

Last night
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Doing really nasty things
(You were in my dreams)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Making love in my sex dreams

(Don't stop the party)
Making love in my sex dreams
(Let's keep it naughty, yeah)
Making love in my sex dreams
(Watch me what I do)
Making love in my sex dreams
(Tomorrow when I run into you, tomorrow when I run into you)

You could turn a stone or the color of
And petrify by a woman
In love as I am when I lay with you
I think of him, I think of him
[Spoken:] I can't believe I'm telling you this but I've had a couple of drinks and... oh, my god

Last night
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)
Doing really nasty things
(You were in my dreams)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my...)

Last night
(Don't stop the party)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(Let's keep it naughty, yeah)
Doing really nasty things
(Watch me what I do)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(Tomorrow when I run into you)
Making love in my sex dreams

mandag den 16. december 2013

Le petit mignon renard rouge is back Babah!!

It's Good To be Back!

what on earth have I been doing since last time?
here's a clue Not any homework at all?
and def Not thinking about what should be the next topic Cuz Hellooooow I mean the world is full of stuff to tell about right?! Perry is pregnant! is it R-Patz Or Mayer who's the daddy? okay okay it's not That perry u were thinking of Eeew shame you sugarh!

While we're around R-patz have u noticed something New? Something french? something for men? It's a Brand? Jude Law was the man before?
Yes Girlz R-patz is the new Dior Man











I found this on twitter and it is actually fits like a glove 

Btw I don't know if I should Use my twitter as the blogs twitter page 

onsdag den 13. marts 2013

OMG SJP!!!!! JPG?!?!! Eye buying!


Queen Of the stilettos is stepping down

Yes you heard right the Queen is stepping down from the high heels
Our Little Carrie Bradshaw the queen of Stilettoes was at the doctor and was told that her feet was ruined bcuz she was only wearing high heels 24/7/365 so now she's wearing flat heel shoes  or just average shoes how are you girls gonn know which HH* your Gonna have!?! if this was thing the mayans foresaw and called it the Apcalypse, they're gonna get killed by women WW hehehe good i'm wearing thier shoes :3 but still it's not looking to good I mean a SJP without HH* is like that day when Ryan Gosling is dead we men wouldn't have a clue what to do or wear or if Sean O'pry died shit we're men are so screwed? seriously it's D-day Ladies!  
But gladly we can still Watch her as the  Lovely Isabelle Wright in Glee season 4 were she is Mr. Hummels fashion boss 
so LET*S HAVE A KIKI!


Jean Paul Gaultier Eau de Parfumes 








What  is it about us men and the JPG Le Male series + Kokorico that makes us men buy it make the ladies drop their panties is it because we men can image how much of a badass ?  we would look like if we wear the Eau de parfume? Does It gives us some kind of Sexappeal? I actually don't know cuz I am willing to buy "Le Male" and I've already got Le Beau Male LBM got me by the polar bear skin and the ice it look awesome which Leads me to the next topic














Catch My Eye, and I buy without a mind













Hopefull U can see what I see
I mean seriously I hope SJP and Lady Gaga Matt Bomer and some other creative knows what I'm talking about cuz  otherwise just wierd x3 no what i mean i bought alot cuz it caught my eye maybe it's i love visual stuff and got two visual eyes so seriously catch my Eye and I'll buy ;3 especially u mr bomer :*  


tirsdag den 12. marts 2013

Confused?

Place Your Bets?

Okay so today i have a internship talk with Jack & Jones and a Danish Company called "Din Tøjmand" (your clothes man) and why i'm confused is should I show my colourful wild child side
 ( Cou De Crayon) (pensel Neck) which is orange sneakers ,White socks, rose red slaggs, iceblue Polo, ice blue, orange,White shirt & Iced navy blue. With the curly hair or my relaxed calm shy side ( Le renard peu timide avec noeud papillon et chapeau) 
(the little shy Fox with bow tie and hat)
Which is midnight blue Hat, midnight blue, Iceblue and White diced shirt midnight blue bow tie, red slaggs, White socks and orange sneakers. And woke with a headache so I Will let it to U choose Wisely cuz we're talking my future ;3 oh and should i wear Spice Bomb by Viktor & Rolf (spicey chinnamon scent) or Jean Paul Gaultier Le Beau Male (fresh mint scent)


VS.